Fashion with a pinch of Irritation

Alright.
             Dear guys everywhere,
Yes we can see your boxers, and yes those are nice colors and designs. No we did not want to see them to begin with, so please for the sake of everyone, PULL YOUR PANTS UP.
              -Love LoverHater
            Dear girls everywhere,
Oh those bikini bottoms are cute. Wait, those were shorts? My bad. I get that the name implies small, but I'm pretty sure you're not at a beach every hour of every day, and I'm pretty sure no one wants to stare at your little saggy butt everytime they are behind you. I don't care if you want the attention of guys. Get over it.  Put some real shorts on.
              -Love LoverHater
 Now for the love side of this coin toss! Love the new sun dresses I see popping up more in local high schools and teenage hang out spots. Very trendy. And thank the gods you worship that most of the dresses 'cept a choice few, actually keep most girls (and some guys) modest. Love you guys with the burning passion of the Devil's hate for God and Jesus. Sincerely - LoverHater.