Alright. First off, I will be slow lately cause I have several end of the year projects to finish. Anyways. Time for a few words I'd like to say to some idiots.
Dear Cheating Girl,
You are the discussion of the school, and that's not good. We all know you cheated on him, and we know he dumped you then was a loving soul and took you back. Do it again, and there will be more than a few people ready to kick your ass.
-Sincerly, The only girl who's known him since preschool
Dear Cheating Boy,
You promised her forever. Your a fucking liar. Maybe the new girl doesn't know but she will soon. And so will your parents. They will know everything, and not from your heartbroken ex. May a curse be placed over you and your family! Let you never find real love, may all women hurt and destroy you. Be glad I haven't shown up with my gang to kick your ass. Fuck you.
-Sincerly, Her Lctbff
Never in all my years have I seen such pain. Let a curse be placed over these two and any like them. May she never have a child, and may he never know love. Speaking of love, here is the love for today.
Dear Fawning Men,
Than you for comforting her, she may not fully realize the love you all hold for her. She deserves one of you, not him. Being her Lctbff, I thank you for picking up the pieces, for being a true gentleman and helping her learn to eat and breath again, letting her be who she deserves to be.
-Sincerly, In your debt, Lctbff
Dear Caring Women,
Thank you for helping. I know you don't like her, but it means a lot that you'd put aside that aggravating anger towards her to hold and help her feel better. She may not say it or show it, but she is grateful. She's begun to smile again. Such a beautiful smile. She's begun to dry her tears. I noticed you begun to like her and understand her. Much appreciated.
-Sincerly, yours and hers Lctbff
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